• sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    23 hours ago

    Game show host be like “hexbear user sempersigh in this briefcase is 200,000 dollars, in order to win this money all you need to do is read this text out loud without laughing” “also if you laugh once while trying to read this you will fucking die”

    Me: “no problem it’s just some words… how hard can it be”

    Host: alright folks here it is

    the image in the OP appears on screen

    Me: dies instantly