Boeing and SpaceX couldn’t even arrange to bring back some stranded astronauts in the ISS for half a year so why would we expect them to build anything else?
Breaking news
they’re doing the fusion dance in order to becOH MY GOD IT BLEW UP THE WHOLE AIRFIELD JESUS FUCK
Small detail but CNBC already carrying water for Trump by playing up his “dealmaker” kayfabe. Like, he “struck a deal” for a $2 billion airplane that doesn’t exist four years later?
That’s just the art of the deal, my friend, I guess you wouldn’t understand
mr president deals sir your fired
Mr Musk cut that red tape, regulations are getting in the way of innovation and progress and hilarious outcomes
TrueAnon rules violations take my energy
Boeing need to make helicopter with tesla
Boeing and Tesla work together to make an electric tiltrotor aircraft for the new AF1
Lathe of heaven go brrrrr
>a plane that locks everyone in and burns them to death when the wifi cuts out
>an inspector forgot to check that the burn to death function was working so it didn’t go off
Yes, Mr Boeing? I have information about a South African whistleblower who might be dangerous to your operationsIt is absolutely imperative we fast-track this. Pull out all the stops.
Musk is going to "move fast and break things’.
Doesn’t matter how much tech you put in those jets if it hits the ground at speed. The hubris of the ruling class is hilarious, Trump really thinks Musk can make it better.
I’m going to need the same level of exquisite quality control that goes into his rockets and cars
And Boeing’s airplanes
God is good, god is great
Could you imagine Musk and Trump on a flight together? No way they’d interact. I’m absolutely certain Trump hates Elon, no way an 80ish year old lifelong business freak is willing to spend time with the K Hole occupant and stale meme obsessive weirdo who is a fake gamer. If Trump caught word Elon was a fake gamer that would be the last straw and he’d be publicly disowned via tweet. Trump is a golfer and gamers and golfers are the same people but different generations. I’m sure they’re in different rooms the entire flight.
Very excited to hear about Elon winning the Masters, US Open, and Ryder Cup this year and reporting a +7 handicap, all while looking suspiciously like 3 or 4 different Chinese golf pros whenever he’s on the course.
'He wanted to have his little doge I gave him a doge. But then, i find he’s cheating. Cheating at gaming. And cheating, cheating at golf folks. Very bad thing to do, cheat at golf. I’ve played many games with many Chinese golf pros and I can recognize a swing, that’s not a Musk swing and so I told him to get lost. Goodbye
I’m so excited for this
If I lose an eye and don’t dye or cut my hair I could look the part.
Fuck, if I had an eye patch a couple days ago I’d be Rebel Rebel video David Bowie. Now my hair is shorter and dyed different.
Naw this ain’t gonna be some throw away comment pleighboi. You gotta commit to this shit now
