• CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I was recently invited to a face-eating party by a bunch of face-eating leopards that I know. Imagine my surprise as they ate my face!

      • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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        24 hours ago

        I can’t seem to imagine that or indeed anything not immediately happening to me this moment.

        Can you get me an invite? It sounds like a great party apart from the face-eating, and it’s not like that’s gonna happen again lol!