A wave of r/neoliberal and/or r/WSB suicide bombings hits wall street.

Great things are happening thanks to China

I spent all morning learning how to say 麻雀は百害あって一利なしwhen instead I should have been learning how to say 习近平，我的人民渴望自由。请发送东风导弹

Oh no, the woke communist companies!

“I’m going dowwwwwwwn… The whole world’s upside down.”

Hahaha. My stonks are tied up with a broker who doesnt believe I’m real so they didnt let me liquidate the shit I forgot I had so I could pay off my crushing debt.

Still entertained. Let the jokerfication begin, again.

Edit, to clarify: hexbear is right to laugh at my foray into crapitalism. Hehehe. Please dunk if you feel the urge.