FREMONT, Calif — In another masterful gambit, tech genius and renowned deadbeat dad Elon Musk announced that he has officially created a cure for the woke mind virus. The NeuralinKKK.
“The woke mind virus that has infected society is the greatest threat that humanity has ever faced,” stated Musk in a post on X – the Everything App. “This virus has turned men into women, women into men, it has killed free speech and it killed my son. But I am so proud to announce that I have officially found the cure for this terrible illness. The NeuralinKKK is a state of the art brain implant that not only protects your brain from being infected by the woke parasite but it actively fights against it.”
I-is this satire
Yeah harddrive is tech onion
tbh I thought this might have actually been real and you just tacked on the kkk part.
That’s where we’re at now huh 😬
The site itself is satire, so Musk hasn’t put out a “Neuralinkkk” (yet).
A nazi trying to put a chip in your brain is literally just the opening to a Wolfenstein game
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
