Not even once.

Damn what’s she get out of that, I wonder

“Comrade Xi, how does collecting all these pictures of Americans anuses further the Revolution?”

“Revolution?”

ahhh my ass !

same. I was exchanging b-hole pics with my dad to get ready for Bible study and now I am certain they’ve been intercepted by China and slated to be used for unchristian purposes and contrary to our shared American values.

Crubdump.mp3

Giving white people Sichuan food then watching their poops is a good bit.

President Xi, I am begging you for non-soluble fiber

I knew there was a reason I kept getting ads for prunes and fiber supplements! China is spying on my b-hole! Get away from my butt, CCP!