Why YSK: It’s cleaner, cheaper and more convenient than toilet paper
My favorite pro-bidet argument from chainsawsuit.com
…you dont wash your hands?
That’s exactly the comparison that the comic strip is making. People are okay with just using tissue in one situation but not in others.
I think the other comparison we’re overlooking is how many people would be ok with “just a quick rinse” if they were washing shit off their hands.
Well it’s a quick rinse with or without some TP to dry versus just smearing it around your butt with dry paper.
… you don’t wash your butt?
Your point is also the point of the comic: saying that you’ve rubbed dry paper on your butthole and that makes it “clean” is analagous to getting poop on your hands and doing the same.
You wash your hands; you should also wash your butt: so get a bidet.
I don’t grab everything I touch with my ass crack either.
You’re missing out on the suprised faces when someone comes in for a handshake.
Except that I don’t touch literally everything else including my food with my butthole, though. And it’s not as if I never wash my butthole. So if I happen to be in a public shitter and I drop a deuce, I will simply apply shit tickets and not freak out about it.
I did some travels in places where bidets are common, here’s my take:
- Egypt - basically a brass pipe targeted at your hole, everyone shitting oh it - no for me
- Italy - standalone, you have to jump over - impractical, takes too much space
- Japan/Korea - toilets from space, heated seat warm, water and dryer - comfy, but you need electricity, and if it fails, expensive
- Finland - a shower attached to the toilet’s water intake - just cold water, but it’s fine, that’s the easiest to install and use
South-East Asia - Hose attached to the tank or a tap in the wall. Best of all the worlds, just make sure you don’t touch the tip.
Also South East Asia - bucket of water with a plastic cup next to the hole in the floor. I don’t have a problem dribbling water down my buttcrack with my right hand while scrubbing my clacker valve with my left hand, but squatting over a hole in the floor is hell on the knees when you are nearly 2m tall.
I’m from the US. While I have travelled to locales where they are commonplace, I never actually tried one. When lockdown and the tp crisis started, however, I purchased one online. I now hate having to use any lavatory that doesn’t have a bidet.
Q - Doesn’t it feel weird? A - No. Some people are worried that it may feel sexual. It doesn’t. It’s just a localized shower on your ass, which is something you hopefully do regularly.
Q - Won’t it just push detritus away from the epicenter and make a mess? A - It can, if the bidet has narrow spray. Mine does this. Just do a quick shimmy that makes the jet draw a decreasing radius spiral.
Q - Doesn’t everything get wet? A - Some bidets have air dryers, but in the absence of, yes. Keep tp in the lav to address this. The quick wipe to address this still saves a ton of tp.
Some people are worried that it may feel sexual.
I… did not know this was a concern? lol
I should clarify that I live in a remote area where a lot of people are homophobes. Anything directed towards one’s ass is, as the kids would say, sus af to these folks.
The I don’t wipe or wash my ass because that’s gay crowd. What a special bunch.
The “let me be hyperfocused on sexualizing other men’s anuses to show how straight and manly I am” crowd.
These people have serious issues. So, cleaning your butt makes you gay? Is toothbrushing OK, though?
Don’t have to brush your teeth if meth made them all fall out lol
I have to say I do LIKE the feeling of the jet hitting my sphincter. I mean it’s not full hunnnrrrr but it is …pleasent
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Nice, when I was writing my original comment I was wondering about doing it that way
All well and good until a guest uses your bathroom and then comments on the thoughtfulness of you setting up that container of damp facecloths for them to freshen up with.
Ok first thank you for your insight. Second, your name made me lol.
You should also know that if you do this, when you go on vacation you are going to have one seriously sore butthole until you get home again.
seriously. I should look into a travel bidet… it’s hard going back to tp now that I have bidets installed at home. feels nasty
I mean at least in Europe when you use a bidet you use soap and then still dry a few times with tp. These contraptions are good to soften the ass crud but you’ll still need to wipe it off with tp.
I fear shitting outside of my house now lol there is no going back!!
I got a Tushy classic bidet a year ago. It is amazing! For anyone out there that uses more toilet paper than you think you should, gets a raw bum from wiping, or wants to get three times cleaner, a bidet is for you. I’m a dude, but also my wife loves it. Honestly, one of the best purchases per dollar I have ever made and one that reminds me daily.
If you got poop on your hands, what do you think will get you cleaner? Couple of wipes with toilet paper or rinsing in the sink with water.
Last paragraph is the perfect analogy for bidets XD
Being fairly hairy, a bidet is absolutely one of the top 5 things I miss whenever I come home to the UK from Finland. My dad did some work in Abu Dhabi last year and has also been converted to team bidet, so hoping he installs one before I move up to his, it makes a huge difference.
Imagine you get your hands covered in sticky filth. Do you wash them at a sink or just wipe them off with some paper and call it good?
Why do any different for your ass?
Because your ass does literally nothing else all day, but your hands touch things like food etc. I’d say it was more like getting shit on your leg. Do you wipe it off or just wait until you next have a shower?
That said I love the idea of bidets, I’m just terrified it’ll get my underwear and clothes wet while being cold and unpleasant.
I’m just terrified it’ll get my underwear and clothes wet while being cold and unpleasant.
The beam is way more focused than you might imagine. It can’t reach your clothes, there’s a fat-ass human in the way ;)
It’s a focused stream of water so you just have to aim a little. And the cold water is actually surprisingly refreshing even in the winter for me.
I’m terrified of bears. A little excess moisture? A low level fear at most.
" I’m just terrified it’ll get my underwear and clothes wet while being cold and unpleasant." I’ve never had this issue.
it’s more like having shit smeared on your face. you wouldn’t use a tissue to wipe it off and smear it around, you’d use soap and water.
Wash them with soap and water and scrub them then dry them with a towel.
We got a bidet during COVID, my only issue with it is the fact that it ruins every other non-bidet having bathroom forever.
bring a portable hose wherever you go :)
Please God, I beg you all to do this. I mean no disrespect to y’all at all.
I have been using a bidet/health faucet/Jet spray all my life. I was so shocked and disgusted when I found out people in the west used toilet paper 🤢🤢
I’ve used toilet paper a few times in emergencies and I’ve regretted it everytime. The difference between water and paper in cleaning your butt is so vast.
I keep seeing bidets recommended. Ive thought about getting one, but I’m not sure.
Are there any vagina owners here that can testify to them? I’m worried it will just spray poop up into my bits.
My girlfriend loves the bidet. You will not spray poop up into your bits but I get your concern. We also have a dial, on ours, to change the angle to vagina-mode. Great for periods, allegedly, but it blasts me in the balls if I don’t notice.
occasional ball-blasting from frigid intake water is a small price to pay for a squeaky-clean b-hole
The water is not pulled from the bowl, it’s fed from the same pipe your tank pulls from. They’re great, but if your water is cold, well you have to brace yourself.
possessors of the vagina
I’ve never had it spray poop into my bits, so you should be good.
Now this is the kind of content I want more of going forward x
I installed one shortly before the pandemic started and ended up looking like Nostradamus.
You don’t realize you want one until you have it.
I think you mean Quasimodo… Notre Dame
That doesn’t make sense. Nostradamus does
Quasimodo predicted all of this dude
Be warned, once you go bidet you can never go back.
What the fuck bidets are not common in the West? Scared that it will spray poop bits in vagina??? What’s going on over there.
Am american:
Many People here are very hesitant to try one out.
They have some weird thing about butts & water. And shooting water onto ones butt. Its like they consider it overtly sexual and therefore weird and european.
Once people try it out they usually like it.
But the honest truth is: most americans walk around all day with dirty butts.
There is said it.
It’s gay AND european!
And once people try it they usually like it!
That’s because most of the people complaining about gay bidets were gay to begin with
Nobody has it, so people don’t see/experience them to to change their minds.
Having said that, I tried it once on holiday. It only got rid of half the ‘residue’, so I’m not really convinced enough to spend money on one. Another issue is that the reservoir and pipes are hidden behind a tiled wall. Installing one isn’t going to be a 5 minute job.
This post convinced me to order one. I’m moving on up!
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