Like some group of governments trying to fake an alien invasion?

  • they were meant to be seen
  • if aliens, the aliens would do impossible shit to make us certain. Instead, only weird thing is lack of heat signature, and hiding heatsig seems achievable for military tech
  • seen in India China and all 3 wings of whiteistan
  • they hang near airports, a place where govs shoot unknown aircraft. PERHAPS done intentionally to give impression that gov “cannot shoot them down”, this reverse psychology concocts a fake “higher power” than the gov
  • it’s literally a fuckin plane with lights on it kek

Perhaps, the elites and/or rulers of the world realize that they cannot go any further by competing against each other’s nations due to nukes and eventually getting their butts poked in the event of collapse like Gaddafi did. So, they are settling for explicit war against citizens, irrespective of nation, and fake alien invasion is one of the tools to take even more power.

Just a random headcanon, not saying it’s true. What does seem certain to me however is that

  1. human governments did it
  2. the governments are colluding, or at least copycatting
  • Weedian [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    27·
    4 days ago

    remember when the government freaked the fuck out over a Chinese weather balloon and missed with an air to air missile lol

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
    17·
    4 days ago

    These UFO “flaps” show up every time the US military wants to hide something from the public. It’s a distraction, probably to hide some new military tech, like they were in cold war.

    • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      7·
      4 days ago

      it could be that there were actual alien UFOs and they made themselves known, but the govs didn’t want them to, so they just littered the sky with drones in order to hide it in plain sight

      the Chinese and Russian (Latvia) ones look weird and might actually be non-human? (assuming videos are real) But the US ones so far all look like drones or planes

      It’s well known that the existence of aliens is becoming a taboo among the white right, because aliens aren’t honkeys and thus discredit white supremacy

      are the aliens /ourguys/?

      • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
        10·
        4 days ago

        it could be that there were actual alien UFOs and they made themselves known, but the govs didn’t want them to, so they just littered the sky with drones in order to hide it in plain sight

        deeply unserious.

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
        4·
        4 days ago

        I don’t think there’s any reason to assume these are alien. Why would they show up like this if they were alien? Surely they would either announce their presence or stay hidden. I can’t imagine the “fuzzy lights in the sky” method ever working out for aliens. If their goal is to unseat US hegemony, then this would only play into their hands. Experimental military craft are going to be about 10-20 years ahead of what the public knows about, so they’re most likely just testing military vehicles if there is anything there at all. A lot of these UFO things happen because the newspapers report on it, causing a whole bunch of people to claim they saw something when they didn’t. Or it causes people to look at the sky more, and when you’ve never actually looked at it, there’s a lot of “unidentified” stuff up there that freaks people with no astronomy knowledge out.

        • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
          4·
          4 days ago

          I don’t think there’s any reason to assume these are alien.

          the US ones aren’t (at least mostly) but there’s some weird ones from China and Latvia that look totally different, and match a video from like a decade ago that was spooky

          • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
            5·
            4 days ago

            But why would the aliens just fly around looking mysterious? If their goal is to observe quietly, this is a piss poor job of that, and if their goal is to announce their presence, they’re doing a piss-poor job of that as well. So either these are the galaxy’s most incompetent aliens, or it isn’t aliens, and just something earthly.

            • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
              3·
              4 days ago

              Don’t have to fully reveal themselves if all they want to do is send a message to the government, and basically owning and playing around the skies of military bases sends that message plain

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
    11·
    4 days ago

    As always as long as the objects behave within the currently understood laws of physics then the government theory is most valid

    But if they start pulling magical stunts or acting in ways that defy our understanding of reality and thermodynamics, than frankly the theory that any government on this earth has access to post-singularity tech and is just hiding it for some reason is less believable then if it was just aliens

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      9·
      4 days ago

      But if they start pulling magical stunts or acting in ways that defy our understanding of reality and thermodynamics, than frankly the theory that any government on this earth has access to post-singularity tech and is just hiding it for some reason is less believable then if it was just aliens

      if that happens it’s usually a deliberate hoax or people not understanding how cameras work,