2Password2Remember [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago[WARNING: toxic levels of hopium] luigi got caught on purpose to show people how little competence is necessary to get away with it, hoping to spur on copycats who want to prove they can do it bettermessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-square[WARNING: toxic levels of hopium] luigi got caught on purpose to show people how little competence is necessary to get away with it, hoping to spur on copycats who want to prove they can do it better2Password2Remember [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepeeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 days agoseriously… at least draw over your eyebrows to make them unrecognizable and wear sunglasses and change the shape of your face there have to be a dozen things he could have done to make it impossible to tell what he really looks like that he could easily undo later
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·8 days ago Giant nonprescription glasses and colored contacts Pigmentation makeup or makeup in general Dying your hair or growing it out and cutting it after the deed Cotton balls stuffed in your gums to change the outline of your jaw and jowls Height insoles Headphones to cover the shape of your ears or a hood (tho that carries risks in certain locales) Walk with a limp A fake mustache to hide your upper lip or a mask If this really is the guy, he kinda did the bare minimum for not getting caught
minus-squareiheartmold [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 days agoPut small pebbles in your shoes to change the gait of your walk.
minus-squareOprahsedCreature@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days ago Ski goggles with mask and hood
seriously… at least draw over your eyebrows to make them unrecognizable and wear sunglasses and change the shape of your face
there have to be a dozen things he could have done to make it impossible to tell what he really looks like that he could easily undo later
If this really is the guy, he kinda did the bare minimum for not getting caught
Put small pebbles in your shoes to change the gait of your walk.