I’m the guy who thinks the trolley problem is a useless mental exercise that has no real-world analogue, but makes certain people like yourself feel superior to people like me.

And you are superior to me, but you don’t need to rub it in.

I have no idea why people insist on telling me what an utterly loathsome waste of space I am as if I didn’t already know. Believe me, if I wasn’t responsible for a child, I wouldn’t be wasting the space.