🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon pretends to be sicksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down16
arrow-up1478arrow-down1imageAnon pretends to be sicksh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down2·1 day agoDid you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school! Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school! Can relate, I’m Balkan…
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·1 day agoIs it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·24 hours agoBroke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoNah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
minus-squareOwl@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·23 hours agoYou’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !
Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!
Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!
Can relate, I’m Balkan…
Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
Nah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !