First [Goldilocks] tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her.
Oh you mean Daddy and Mummy bear, those particular bears were a hetero-normative family unit. Not that there’s any problem with alternative lifestyles.
Then, she gave up and complained on the internet asking what the hell is wrong with porridge?
Oh you mean Daddy and Mummy bear, those particular bears were a hetero-normative family unit. Not that there’s any problem with alternative lifestyles.