• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    17 days ago

    Recently tried identifying a car parked on my neighbor’s front lawn, looking out the window. Even with the lights from the police, the firetruck, and the ambulance, I could not say anything about the make or model besides “it’s a crossover.” They’re all the same four-door potato.

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      17 days ago

      […] four-door potato

      I’m going to use this description from now on. Poetry.

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        17 days ago

        A drunk idiot drove across several driveways to park on someone else’s lawn. Door hanging open, yelling at the car to stop.

        The ambulance showed up because he could not be trusted to operate his own legs.

        Firetrucks follow their own logic which I do not question.

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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      17 days ago

      Looking out the window of a popo mobile? ;) I’m with you on how boring new cars are, no matter how much they cost. A bentley is a hyundai genesis is a honda civic.