• Waldowal@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:

    girl: You didn’t ask for consent.

    op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?

    girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding ‘yes’ in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]

    op: I’m not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?