(the verses should read kinda like “short skirt/ long jacket”)
Have you heard of a vore fetish
That’s the one where you wanna get ate
Wanna be an ingredient on binging with babish
Wanna turn into a soup that is great
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Other girls choose the bear for safety
You choose the bear for other reasons
Other girls wanna dress with the times
You wanna be the dressing and all of the seasons
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I can’t believe it
No not again
Just trying to date
Can’t tell my friends
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Have you ever heard of the sadists
All they want is to give you pain
They might say they feel bad about it
But then they say it’s hard to explain
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She says she gonna tear me down
I said not if I build you up first
But maybe I should get the hell out of town
Because I’m not gonna be Dahmer’s dessert
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I can’t believe it
No not again
Just trying to date
Can’t tell my friends
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Have you heard of the bug catcher fetish
That’s the one where they wanna get sick
Have you ever heard of the joe fetish
It’s the one where Joe Mama’s on my dick
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Have you heard of the disaster artist
Pretty sure he’s DB cooper in disguise
Have you ever heard of the country of Finland
It doesn’t exist don’t believe the lies
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There are men living in my guitar strings
In my lightbulbs is a little gnome
They all like to tell me to burn things
Leave the gas stove on at home
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I can’t believe it
No not again
Just trying to date
Can’t tell my friends
Anyway yea that date had more red flags than the Soviet Union