Imagine if his name was actually Danny Bongos. On average about once a week he’d be in a fistfight to “defend his honor”. In other words - somebody laughed at him due to his name.
First day initiation for recruits: “Remember… Boss hates nicknames. Don’t call him BongBong, DongBongs, Bongos, Big Swinging Bong, Bongly, Mr. Pong Bong, Mr. Pong Dong, Dongoroo, Bongoroo, Bongoree, Bring in the Bong, Bongee, Bonger, Bwaga, The Mad Bonger, Danny Big Bong, Danny Small Bong, Danny Bongs, Bong, Bongoloo, Gone Bong… Actually, best to just keep your fuckin’ trap shut. Got it?”
Imagine if his name was actually Danny Bongos. On average about once a week he’d be in a fistfight to “defend his honor”. In other words - somebody laughed at him due to his name.
First day initiation for recruits: “Remember… Boss hates nicknames. Don’t call him BongBong, DongBongs, Bongos, Big Swinging Bong, Bongly, Mr. Pong Bong, Mr. Pong Dong, Dongoroo, Bongoroo, Bongoree, Bring in the Bong, Bongee, Bonger, Bwaga, The Mad Bonger, Danny Big Bong, Danny Small Bong, Danny Bongs, Bong, Bongoloo, Gone Bong… Actually, best to just keep your fuckin’ trap shut. Got it?”