in china it’s the law that you HAVE to follow xi jingping on instagram and you HAVE to like ALL of his posts AND EVEN HIS STORIES. every single one, even tho he posts multiple times a day. if you’re found to have not liked any of his photos, you get sent to jail. and the real kicker? instagram is banned in china. so they make you break the law to follow the law, and then they send you to jail for following him anyway! and when you get to jail, chinese jail is the worst in the world. it’s actually a jail inside of another jail, and they intentionally house the non-violent offenders with hardened violent criminals just to make it that much more unsafe. they ban your runescape account too. and in jail the only entertainment you’re allowed to have is a CD player that constantly skips and then when it doesn’t the headphones cut in and out a bunch no matter what way you bend the wire or if you try to wrap it around the cd player or anything.
I think someone used to a low security western prison, especially on the Scandinavian model might find them a bit confronting but I’ve seen high security au prisons and Indonesian prisons and let me tell to Chinese prison is much better than the former and a sparkling utopia compared to the latter.
in china it’s the law that you HAVE to follow xi jingping on instagram and you HAVE to like ALL of his posts AND EVEN HIS STORIES. every single one, even tho he posts multiple times a day. if you’re found to have not liked any of his photos, you get sent to jail. and the real kicker? instagram is banned in china. so they make you break the law to follow the law, and then they send you to jail for following him anyway! and when you get to jail, chinese jail is the worst in the world. it’s actually a jail inside of another jail, and they intentionally house the non-violent offenders with hardened violent criminals just to make it that much more unsafe. they ban your runescape account too. and in jail the only entertainment you’re allowed to have is a CD player that constantly skips and then when it doesn’t the headphones cut in and out a bunch no matter what way you bend the wire or if you try to wrap it around the cd player or anything.
I think someone used to a low security western prison, especially on the Scandinavian model might find them a bit confronting but I’ve seen high security au prisons and Indonesian prisons and let me tell to Chinese prison is much better than the former and a sparkling utopia compared to the latter.
And the warden?
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xzi jingbit
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