• M137@lemmy.world
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      44 minutes ago

      “Any cool things you got on sale on Black Friday?”

      “Oooh yeah, 5kg of mealworms!”

      “The, wha, why…?”

      “AAAAAAHH! Haha”

      "ಠ_ಠ "

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      2 hours ago

      I bought this quantity of super worms for my turtles…

      And omg it’s so much. It’s like a 5gallon bucket full of dehydrated crawlies. I wish I could get that quantity of dried river shrimp, but so so so much more expensive.

      Anyway, I have no idea what I’m going to do with them… I doubt my little 3 inch turtle is going to be able to consume them in the max 10 years he has left… (I had two when I bought them, but the big female died a few months later. No idea what happened, but they were halfway to their max lifespan at the time, and she deteriorated too fast to do anything about it, so…) so I guess feeding them to crows might be a good bet. Get me a corvid following. I’ve always wanted a minion army.

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        55 minutes ago

        If you have any parking nuisances, throw a handful of mealworm on their car at night. The early bird will get the worm, and the car will be covered in bird shit.

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        2 hours ago

        I think you’d be doing us all a great favour, if you took a large bucket outside, and opened it up.

        Get back to us ?