Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoHere are some tips for making fried rice:lemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1497arrow-down14
arrow-up1493arrow-down1imageHere are some tips for making fried rice:lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up43·edit-29 days agoSo you need rice that’s dried out. You soak it in water, to prevent it from drying out. You rinse it to prevent clumping. And you fry each grain seperately, cause it’ll clump anyway.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down2·9 days agoThis is how the robots take over. They’re going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.
minus-squarethawed_caveman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoOh i thought you were writing lyrics
So you need rice that’s dried out.
You soak it in water, to prevent it from drying out.
You rinse it to prevent clumping.
And you fry each grain seperately, cause it’ll clump anyway.
This is how the robots take over. They’re going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.
Oh i thought you were writing lyrics