• Squorlple@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      9 days ago

      The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened

      • cafeinux@infosec.pubEnglish
        2·
        9 days ago

        I didn’t read the Silmarillion yet but knowing how Tolkien’s lore can be sometimes, I really don’t know if I should take this comment as a joke or not.

  • acockworkorange@mander.xyzEnglish
    7·
    10 days ago

    “Oh there’s Frodo and ring. Haha, stupid fool will take forever to reach Mount Doom! I’ll wrap this is war in no ti-…”