• Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Between this and the announcement that police will be instructed to investigate crimes, I’m wondering what will be announced tomorrow.

    “Tory party announces that they’ve instructed their officials not to stamp on babies”

    “Conservatives release new pledge not to tolerate strangling kittens”

    “Braverman opinion piece states the Conservative Party’s position on murder is that it’s really bad, and you shouldn’t do it, OK?”