Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days ago"Over summer break a black guy told me Loraine had 9 abortions!"hexbear.netimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down11
arrow-up195arrow-down1image"Over summer break a black guy told me Loraine had 9 abortions!"hexbear.netDiuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareSodium_nitride@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·21 days agoSpeedrunner levels of commitment lmao.
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·21 days agoIt’s difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times
minus-squareAFineWayToDie [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 days agoIf you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.
Speedrunner levels of commitment lmao.
It’s difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times
If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.