• PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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    30 days ago

    Oh, come now! The Julio-Claudian dynasty is FILLED with fit, healthy, genetically perfect god-heroes! Why, we have…

    • Epileptic baldie too scared to admit he’s a bottom

    • Sickly sun-averse twink

    • Mega-depressed paranoid potential secret pervert

    • Insane sister-fucker

    • Claudius

    • Neckbeard Supreme