• flicker@lemmy.world
        3·
        30 days ago

        If I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.

        • glitchdx@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          30 days ago

          I’m in a predicament.

          One the one hand, you’re doing God’s work.

          On the other hand, I’m an anti-theist, so the previous sentence means shit.

          What do?

          • flicker@lemmy.world
            3·
            30 days ago

            I want to offer you a new superpower.

            When I say, “bless you,” when someone sneezes, if someone asks me, “You aren’t religious! Who are you asking to bless me?” I answer;

            “No one. I’m the one blessing you.”

            So I guess, this time, you could say, “You’re doing a good thing.”