David was not a good king. It only took one and a half generations after his death for his kingdom to collapse due to ongoing inept, corrupt, and extravagant leadership, and even during his lifetime his own sons revolted against his trash rulership and could have succeeded in overthrowing David if it weren’t for some meddling tree branches and Absalom’s glorious mane. It got to be so bad that God personally intervened to take Israel away from David’s lineage.

CW: SA in the Bible

Also true to form is that King David committed SA, tolerated his son Amnon SA’ing his half-sister, Tamar, and did nothing about it. Just like modern-day Israelis King David was a bad parent who raised his children to be pieces of shit and the nation collapsed because of it. King David was a big L and Isn’treal has chosen an ironically perfect avatar when comparing themselves to ancient biblical Israel.