ekZepp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoLack of Dlemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1456arrow-down115
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minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoI was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree. Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards? It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoYou know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes… I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.
minus-squareekZepp@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoUnless they OWN all the banks.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago…why does this feel like the part of the story just before the [REDACTED] show up?
minus-squarecrowbar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoYeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!
I was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree.
Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards?
It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
You know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes…
I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.
Unless they OWN all the banks.
…why does this feel like the part of the story just before the [REDACTED] show up?
Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!