UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 个月前"Once you control for the relevant variables," men rule, feeemales drool!hexbear.netimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1109arrow-down1image"Once you control for the relevant variables," men rule, feeemales drool!hexbear.netUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 个月前message-square69fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·6 个月前Did you ever consider… having a phone is greater luxury than being a medieval king?
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·6 个月前Having all the knowledge of the world in my pocket, so that I know that I am well and truly fucked. Truly a blessing from m’lord.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·6 个月前Enchanted rocks screaming about you being trapped in the belly of a dying beast
minus-squareNPa [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 个月前 traded my soul to the Devil for a magic talisman that tells me to kill myself
minus-squarehexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 个月前I’m gonna keep myself warm with the thought that peasants didn’t know the luxury of flavor blasted cool ranch doritos.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 个月前They couldn’t even imagine mountains of plastic trash that sticks around decades after its manufacture, all in the shape of teenage mutant ninja turtles that love pizza.
Did you ever consider… having a phone is greater luxury than being a medieval king?![emoji smuglord smuglord](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/97a4a756-428f-4517-846a-1c810805ad28.png)
Having all the knowledge of the world in my pocket, so that I know that I am well and truly fucked. Truly a blessing from m’lord.![emoji you-are-a-serf you-are-a-serf](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c65035de-7aae-48f1-88a0-bf2481e87300.png)
Enchanted rocks screaming about you being trapped in the belly of a dying beast![emoji this-is-fine this-is-fine](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/a7983510-a3d7-4586-be32-28edeb143334.gif)
I’m gonna keep myself warm with the thought that peasants didn’t know the luxury of flavor blasted cool ranch doritos.
They couldn’t even imagine mountains of plastic trash that sticks around decades after its manufacture, all in the shape of teenage mutant ninja turtles that love pizza.