• krelvar@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “Must survive on sales alone.” 1700 dollars for this thing… that would be your sales, you greedy fucker.

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      3 months ago

      Exactly. Either sell products for a premium price or give it away for free and then nickel and dime every function, not both.

      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        Oh no, this is a dark path… There’s a third option…

        Starts rocker

        Rocker plays soft lullaby

        Rock a bye baby
        On the tree top
        Dendrine’s new treats
        Are perfect for tots
        If you need diapers
        Try our new style
        Half price at Wall-mart
        For just a short while.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    LOL. I can’t even get angry at this one. It’s just so preposterous that some executive dreamed this up, and then consumers actually purchased it. You can get one that you wind up for 94% cheaper, and it doesn’t even need electricity.