Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoOne trick I have, if you ever meet an astrology person who claims "there's no such thing as a good or a bad sign, all have positive and negative traits!" Ask them their opinion of Scorpios.hexbear.netimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1105arrow-down1imageOne trick I have, if you ever meet an astrology person who claims "there's no such thing as a good or a bad sign, all have positive and negative traits!" Ask them their opinion of Scorpios.hexbear.netDiuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square49fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·5 months agoMy trick with astrology people is “i don’t believe in astrology because i’m an aquarius”.
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 months agomy trick with astrology people is pulling down my pants and taking a shit on the floor (i’ve been holding it a long time so it comes out quick) whenever they speak
minus-squareAngel [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·5 months ago“Thank God I’m an atheist.”
minus-squareBoxscape@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-25 months agoWhat if they hit you with a lil’, when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars ♫?
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoI’m definitely going to remember this
My trick with astrology people is “i don’t believe in astrology because i’m an aquarius”.
my trick with astrology people is pulling down my pants and taking a shit on the floor (i’ve been holding it a long time so it comes out quick) whenever they speak
“Thank God I’m an atheist.”
What if they hit you with a lil’, when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars ♫?
GOOD bit
I’m definitely going to remember this