PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 months agoTHIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSEhexbear.netimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageTHIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSEhexbear.netPM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRed_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·5 months agoThe Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.
minus-squareHestia [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoSeriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
minus-squareRed_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThen they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.
The Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.
Seriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
Then they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.