alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agoPick a side Javascriptlemmy.worldimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1710arrow-down136
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minus-squareSingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up98·2 years agoartificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.
minus-squareKraivo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-22 years agoLesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.
minus-squarewhere_am_i@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 years agoHer partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write “husband”.
minus-squareℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ✔️@lemmy.my.idlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years agoand by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs
minus-squareamanaftermidnight@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoAh yes, the fursons and furdaughters.
minus-squarekus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoWe prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.
minus-squareIGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoI was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!
minus-squarescottywh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoI’ve had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down9·2 years agoJava devs are prima mental gymnasticists, always able to make anything make sense.
minus-squareKonlanx@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up77·edit-22 years agoJS !== Java Try Javascript some day! We have truthy and falsy! Empty string or null? Yeah, that’s false! Of course we can parse a string to number, but if it’s not a number it’s NaN! null >= 0 is true! Assign a variable with =, test type equality with == and test actual equality with ===. You will NEVER use the wrong amount of = anywhere, trust me! Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it. True + true = 2. You know I’m right. Try Javascript today!
minus-squareDurotar@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years ago Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it. I’m not sure whether this is satire or not.
minus-squareKonlanx@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down1·edit-22 years agoIt’s not. The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. You can overwrite it easily, though. For the example above you could simply do it like this: [3, 1, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b) Returns: [1, 3, 10]
minus-squarenewIdentity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoHoly shit that’s actually true. I just tried it
minus-squaresociablefish@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years ago The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. who the fuck decided that not breaking at runtime was more important than making sense? this js example of [1, 3, 10].sort() vs [1, 3, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b) will be my go to example of why good defaults are important
minus-squaresociablefish@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agowho uses utf 16? people either use utf 8 (for files) or utf 32 (for string class O(1) random access)
minus-squareBeanie@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoTrue + true = 2. I’ve heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It’s really that bad?
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 years agoI made the thing in the thing print “hello world” with C# once, is Javascript for me?
minus-squareSouthernCanadian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoAs a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment
artificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.
Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.
Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write “husband”.
and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs
Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.
We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.
That’s ageist.
I was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!
I’ve had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.
Java devs are prima mental gymnasticists, always able to make anything make sense.
JS !== Java
Try Javascript some day!
Try Javascript today!
I’m not sure whether this is satire or not.
It’s not. The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. You can overwrite it easily, though. For the example above you could simply do it like this:
[3, 1, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b)Returns:
[1, 3, 10]Holy shit that’s actually true. I just tried it
who the fuck decided that not breaking at runtime was more important than making sense?
this js example of
[1, 3, 10].sort()vs[1, 3, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b)will be my go to example of why good defaults are importantwho uses utf 16? people either use utf 8 (for files) or utf 32 (for string class O(1) random access)
True + true = 2. I’ve heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It’s really that bad?I made the thing in the thing print “hello world” with C# once, is Javascript for me?
As a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment