CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoHow do I become an alpha?hexbear.netimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up158arrow-down1imageHow do I become an alpha?hexbear.netCDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePentacat [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 months agoGet a truck, an old cap, and a pair of Oakleys. Get drunk and shoot a two hour video in the front seat, just you ranting into the camera.
minus-squarewaluigiblunts [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agotechnically you can get a DUI for being drunk behind the wheel (even if you’re not actually moving), but that only adds to the alpha-ness
Get a truck, an old cap, and a pair of Oakleys. Get drunk and shoot a two hour video in the front seat, just you ranting into the camera.
technically you can get a DUI for being drunk behind the wheel (even if you’re not actually moving), but that only adds to the alpha-ness