• awwwyissss@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

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      7 months ago

      Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.