heartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoHe may try to sleep with youlemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1457arrow-down19
arrow-up1448arrow-down1imageHe may try to sleep with youlemmy.worldheartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoYou look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoHey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoHey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months ago*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoThis thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoNo. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.
You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.
Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.
*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.
No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.