He’s almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that’s the least generous animal comparison. He isn’t smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.
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I would want to make friends with him
And if he couldn’t be reasoned with?
exhales weed smoke bro, fucking, fucking cookie monster could fuck you up, especially when he’s sober and not on the cookie dough.
Why would I want to? Most muppets are friends, not foes.
What if you both survived a plane crash and you only had a cookie? You don’t get to choose to not fight him in that scenario. You can fight him over the cookie or over the corpses.
I would simply take him off my hand.
We’ll know if Hollywood was in this thread. There will be a Terminator spinoff…
Hell no. Do you see how broad he is?
Just feed him a cyanide cookie
Yes, I would just bake a whole ton of cookies, then he’d be my best friend or something. Easiest way to win a fight, turn your enemies into your allies.
Do I get prep time? And if so, does Cookie Monster get prep time too?
You don’t always get prep time in a combat situation. That’s why I go for the neck. Paralyse the enemy and then prepare.
