United’s vibe is basically ‘what if we tried to press like Tottenham but weren’t very good at it?’ — they force a lot of high turnovers but allow chances at about the same rate as Wolves and Nottingham Forest.

This line cracked me up LMAO

If he, alisson and Nunez are put on same flight, it’s going to be a long awkward flight

If you traveled outside the island once in your life you could have gave guessed based on my username from which part of the world I am.

3 years of probation? The fuck kind of job is that?

Your neighbor comes into your house and steals your dinner on every Sunday.

You also hungry multiple times a year because local cops are too lazy to investigate. They even appoint security at your door but he falls asleep.

After a year the neighbor is finally convicted of crime. You expect the cops to pay back to you or the neighbor who kept stealing?

How hard is it to understand this lol

Did someone record your frog dance?

Well mbappe leave psg first or United get sold first?