And those police officers who are supposed to check never say anything.

unless you look not white and/or housed enough to them

isn’t when you’re high exactly the time you’d want the fridge to come to you? lol

when you’re undiagnosed and/or don’t have a plug for stimulants but you’re also a little bit of a submissive:

i love him

Would that mean best practice is to point the most-likely-to-pop-open end towards the center of the rotating plate?

being employed is pretty much as miserable as being unemployed but at least now i have health insurance and got a fucking diagnosis and might get some goddamn treatment in the foreseeable future so. yay? :|

I can literally do that lmao. Feels awesome when you’re extremely dehydrated. Probably not good for you though

to be fair Flo is probably an animal in bed

/inb4 BONK

don’t forget there’s a canon anime-style KFC dating sim 💀

I think I might have a weird shaped mouth haha. To be honest I usually find ice cold drinks to also be too cold overall and painful on my throat. I drink any fluid like someone who just walked a day in a desert with no water…

Actually, you know what I do like ice in? My hot drinks! I put a few cubes per cup of hot coffee or tea so I can drink it NOW, not in 20 minutes when it’s safe consumption temperature but I’ll have forgotten where the hell I put the mug

you can have all of mine 💀

Ice in drinks, because I hate straws so I almost exclusively drink from the side of the glass. Ice slams into my teeth and makes me rage. What a first world problem lol

This thing!

It’s hilarious, and a damn good phone holder. Freaked out a few family members when they saw just one part of it sticking out of my luggage, before I could explain 😅

does it rhyme with Schmennsylvania? lol

and it looks like a bell pepper!!!

apparently the press thinks people without degrees are incapable of looking at transmission electron micrographs without gaudy nearly-useless false color

Homestuck phase 😬
I like to think I was in the middle of the cringeometer for that fandom but who knows.

“It’s just always exciting! That amazing moment when twelve tonnes of metal leaves the earth… and no-one knows why!”

“Yes, we do.”

“Yeah, but, you know, not really. I mean, we know you need wings, and engines, and a sticky-up bit on the end for some reason, but it’s not like we actually know why a plane stays in the air.”

“No. No, Arthur, we really do! We- we do, we do know that!”

Historic preservation sites and/or museums that preserve/recreate settings from the past, because I love technology history and immersive experiences.

Actually that reminds me I also love immersive interactive art exhibits such as those by Meow Wolf, Otherworld, and Inter_.

Also escape rooms and other puzzle/adventure rooms because they’re interactive.

Also conventions because I’m a nerd. :]

The “I figured it out!” feeling!!! Solving a particularly difficult problem, or the moment when something you’ve been struggling to understand finally “clicks.”

I’ve been in love, had great food and drinks and been to a few amazing far off places, had great orgasms, enjoyed awesome stories in various forms of media, etc. but nothing compares.

Fixing something you thought was probably going to end up trashed is also a great feeling. I would call it a subcategory of the “I figured it out!” feeling, though.