That’s basically the plot of EoE anyway.

He spoke Ewok

Oh, there it is.

Spicy food.

This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.

I never got into World WariCratt myself, thank goodness.

I don’t get the apeel.

Yes because as I understand it the custom domain is basically just a pointer. Everything still goes through the bsky servers and you can be deplatformed there at the whim of an admin/mod (On Mastodon if you don’t run your own instance that can still happen, but you can instance hop. If you run your own then other instances can block your instance but it’s not the whole network all at once)

So it’s a lot like apt, but with a huge name conflict.

That’s fair. I feel really frustrated that I can see what’s happening and have what feels like no options at all to deal with it.

All I know about it is that it’s a long way there.

Limiting to those I have used daily and treated as Linux (used the terminal for example) probably Maemo. I used to carry my Nokia Internet Tablet 770, and then my N800 everywhere with me.

Maemo is also an ancestor of both Tizen and Sailfish OS

AAAAAAAAAA!

And what country is going to accept mass political refugees from the USA?

You make it sound like that’s an easy option that everyone has.

Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.

That’s a fun one.

I have an Illusions of Grandeur/Donate deck that can’t do first turn, but can take someone out all at once (if I’m super lucky, like all my decks it very rarely wins)

There are of course also Magic: The Gathering decks that can do that on a lucky first hand.

My favorite is this one, which in the abstract can do literally anything a computer can do. Yes, You can in theory run Crysis on a Magic deck. During your opponent’s turn.

Like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Wind turbines also.

But some solar does focus it on a tower to make steam to drive a turbine.

I’m talking long before digital channels existed. (In the US anyway)