I just accidentally stumbled upon my job description. Uncanny.

Soulful Strut.

Speaker placement too low. Terrible for acoustics.

Leisure Suit Larry was one of my earliest PC memories. I had to teach myself DOS to get it to run. That curiosity kickstarted a career.

Dunder Mifflin did it first. The Pyramid.

Commercial always play with volume FULL BLAST talking about dick pills while the young family is just trying to enjoy a show.

Is it racist for me a white guy to wear this?

Now she’s going to use your good chisels to open paint cans.

Send out the science teacher with a sign, “prove it. “

It’s always the people you most suspect.

We will be in touch.

Blackouts cause baby booms. So sex. My answer is sex.

I can hear this photo

Agreed. Let me know when the world invents one.