Middle eastern hippie Jew says be kind to each other and pay taxes! Nail to cross!

And sources!? You have delivered us art good person.

All of that need kisses.

Dat Midriff has me drooling.

Why pick a lane when you can use them all!?

College age?

Woot to all the people that were horny but it was the legal system stopping them from cheating on their spouse.

More prey comes to the slaughter! What a bless day!

Mom mad me take my sisters bed outside cause she suspected be bed bugs. We checked the bed and saw nothing. Just One night at freezing temp and you can see ALL of them littered on the bed. It was disgusting. Had to wipe them off and bring it back inside.

That was the saddest scene in the franchise.

Very Christian guys. I’m sure Jesus would love all this violence!

I mean it wasn’t her real dad…

Just like magic.

Yeah I felt like I got wrecked with high debt and high stress for years. Meanwhile I got coworkes who said school was chill and literally on a beach.

I went to just one interview were someone cared about college and that’s only because they went there.

I must have hit the bads one often,

Another company literally tore through my transcript and grilled me on why I had a terrible semester. Such dbags. I should’ve gone to party school.

It did matter for GE. Jerks wanted 3.8 or higher to consider you. They did interviews as a formality. Didn’t matter if you went to community or ivy league. Never felt so annoyed at my life choices. Hindsight glad I didn’t get the job.

Of course my current company, my coworkers went to a local cheap party school. Like wtf was the struggle for?

Let’s ask the important questions here: how do I pet?

Love those guys.

Oh never heard of it. I didn’t know people still use those things. I’d be too afraid it will break.

I’m upset at how right you are. Like wtf?

Apparently, it gets better!