Yeah, it’s not “young hot women got no one to fuck”. It’s mostly grannies. The more purple the country, the more grannies it has.

“Discard changes” is usually equivalent to “cancel” or “quit without saving”. Not shift+delete files lol.

“up in arms”:

Reality:
– “just don’t use them, some people find them offensive”
– “ok”

Anonymous techbros online:
“yOu CanT sAY aNYtHiNg ThEsE daYs”

*boner

I’ve been following a base defence plan:

1. Watch every UFO invasion movie
2. Don’t live in the cities that are shown being destroyed.

Especially, don’t be anywhere near the statue of liberty.

You’ll be fine, thank me later.

“Playing and instrument”, for example, is likely not a tender accoustic guitar in the moonlight. It’s repetitive, monotonic, loud noise, that rarely resembles music most of the time, no matter the instrument.

Same with woodworking, it’s not sculpting a figurine with a knife and a pipe in your mouth. It’s FUCKING LOUD machines, wood dust everywhere (if you’re a hobbyist), every nook of your place becomes wood storage.

Most of the “attractive” hobbies might sound attractive, when you don’t really think about them and go with your first thought (that’s mostly based on depictions in films/tv shows, etc.)

Too much generalisation for my taste.

“Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women”

4 years of “you’ll never believe what we’ve found on twitter” journalism.

UpliftingNews material.

Let me get this straight:

1. Person A makes a social network
2. People flock to it
3. Person A sells the social network to person B
4. Networks does a 180, destroying communitie; people outraged.
5. Same person A makes a social network
6. People flock to it.
7. [surely we can predict what is going to happen here, right?]

Yeah, they’ve implemented this a while ago, this year IIRC. People are on old information bashing Mastodon.

Lmao, morons gonna moron and on and on…

Yeah, the news-media is salivating on all the clicks it’s receiving right now.

Almost if it’s benefiting them that Trump was elected. Hmm.

They should make riots illegal.

The job of the police is to enforce law and government decree without violence. Violence is just a tool they have access to, but it doesn’t mean it should be used for every kid and granny.

“Illegal protest”

“Uhm, guys, could you please wait until the war is over to protest against genocide in Palestine? Otherwise we’ll kick your teeth in.”

Bunch of weirdoes being weird.

NSFW warning please.
Posting two dickheads just like that…

The fact that this is an actual possibility is absolutely hilarious.