Oh wow, you look amazing!

Oh don’t, mine is hidden away in drawers at the moment so I can not think about it!

Okay, so now I love you!

After my teenagers left me for dust with Valorant I did a Portal run-through, one and two. Since then I’ve been playing some Dwarf Fortress and thinking about Deep Rock Galactic as a family game! When I was on Xbox I had a good run at ESO but not yet recreated that on PC, same with Elite Dangerous. Although obviously I’ve bought them on Steam because having a massive unplayed Steam queue makes me feel good about life 😁

Stop it, you were already close to perfect and now you’re painting Warhammer.

Next time you’re going to load up some awesome games on that PC and I’ll be properly in love!

Unfortunately there’s a limit to how many times I can upvote 😁

OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU

There was an amazing story I had on speed dial a good 10-15 years ago about a guy who made a slime girl out of a lime flavoured jelly (jello in the US) but I lost touch with it and can’t find it when I search. Contained much of what you described and more!