A day doesn’t go by that I don’t see at least two or three gangs of Subarus driving down the road.

But, then again, I also see a few different Cybertrucks on the regular so my market is probably an odd one.

Oh man, I mean, that’s not good but I was like “FUCK that’s low.”

Wait, did I read that right? Less than 1,000 units?

A government building I visit regularly has a help wanted that claims the government is a leader in innovative solutions like telework meanwhile, the workers in that building have to work weekends in the office too!

And, of course, telework is actually is strictly forbidden at my location.

I have a Logitech G100 combo of a mouse and keyboard. Rubber domes, came with a grub cover. It’s been over a decade and it’s my go-to “need to work on a computer” set.

Actually, the mouse out of that one is still in active use right now.

Alright Randy Newman, take out your insecurities on them.

I believe you mean 2 adults, working 8 hours with an unpaid lunch meaning 9 hours out plus commute.

Or, do, if the label fits. No sense denying a man his pride.

• Uncovered means you’re retaining moisture. Simple as that
• You should ever simmer anything uncovered unless you mean to remove moisture

Wait, do you mean the reverse of both of these? With no lid, the water boils off and condenses.

Inglorious Basterds

I mean, kid really did get killed… Weird to call it A TV dramatization.

Everything that promotes another country is propaganda.

Everything that promotes my country is just the truth.

Everything that makes another country look bad is the truth.

Everything that makes my country look bad is propaganda.

$40K and they’re bragging about…

Seatbelt pretensioners on the rear seats?

Don’t stop being Kia, Kia.

You can’t go confusing the Rainbow Badge for the NDSM and pretend like they’re the same thing. Kids these days don’t even get one straight out of basic anymore!

No no no, we can always blame Kamala’s laugh.

Do I do the joke of “hurr already had the shitty 20!” or not?

When does the shitty start? Like, now? Because right now I’ll take moderately okay. I’m already falling the fuck apart man and I know how good I have it relatively. Let’s not tempt fate.

That’s likely Palmetto State Armory lower. They sell all kinds of Trump crap.

If we say that the accepted pronunciation of “X” is “ex” then we run into an even bigger problem than Prince’s logo.

“Ex” User says… Is this a former user of the website or current?

A user on the website “ex” is too long winded and sounds like I’m saying a hypothetical.

Users on “ex” - although shorter, X is a street name for ecstacy and user is sometimes used as shorthand for drug user (e.g. User and abuser) so why should we be listening to a cracked out party kid?

The golden ticket is “formerly Twitter” because we actually know what the fuck that one is.

I’m willing to bet there’s at least one X user on X right now.

How long was Prince “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince”?

Yeah, the rest of his life.

Twitter probably will have the same laid upon it.

Compared to most Dilbert strips, it was actually in the top ten.