Textile joke. Nice.

I too have never heard of Oregon City. I can only assume it’s in Oregon. The only thing I remember about the Oregon Trail is that I died from dysentery every time I followed the trail.

Spider season really came and went this year.

Who do you call when it’s the police doing the harassing?

It was a graveyard fuck…

I don’t get it.

Harley Quinn hits Dracula with a bat. Vampires can turn into bats. I guess you could say Dracula is a “bat man”. Bruce Wayne lives in a mansion.

Is this just a pun on “bat man”? What am I missing?

Here’s a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

…he should do anti-gravity next.

There’s a python library for that.

Girl from Walgreens: Phone number, please?

Sovcit: Hell no, I know my rights!

Jake from State Farm: What exactly are we insuring here?

Sovcit: You get your greasy corporate fingers out of my personal business!

Facebook: Literally all of your personal information, please?

Sovcit: Ok.

old-fashioned detective work

“Hey, I found this. Looks old”

“Cool, I’ve been looking for that.”

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

It’s the shaggin’ wagon.

Zee shell ist die beste.

it will make pretty much everything faster…

This is just not true. Environment variables are only going to be used by programs that are looking for them specifically. Putting them in your .bashrc as you have done is going to make them only available in contexts where that file is sourced, e.g. interactive command line environments.

…at the expense of breaking some commands here and there…

You probably experience this because you used a single > to overwrite your .bashrc entirely with that single command. Anything that was in that file before is now gone. Using >> will append rather than overwrite.

That variable in particular is probably one used by mesa, a 3D graphics library. It’s only going to be used by programs that use the mesa library. I don’t know what it does exactly, but there will be documentation somewhere.

It has space for a standard PSU inside, but I’m pretty happy with this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0785GRMPG

I’ve been running it for about 4 years now.

If you have a fat GPU, you might have trouble with additional PCIe cards. You’ll definitely need more cooling as it only comes with one tiny fan.

There’s also seq:

$ seq 1 2 10

This will print the numbers starting from 1, incrementing by 2 until you get to 10.

Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y’all

Pace Paconny Sauce

For the kids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S828Y7Eais&t=0