Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoI am straightlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down112
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minus-squarePrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up57·11 months agoTIL therapists diagnose your sexuality.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up64·11 months ago*guy walks in the room* Therapist: *writes GAY in their notebook, underlines it*
minus-squarezarkanian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 months ago“I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it!”
minus-squarephorq@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEspañolarrow-up12·11 months agoMine diagnosed me as being sexually attracted to therapists. I told them that’s not a sexuality and to continue analyzing me…
minus-squarePrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoSo are you still seeing them?
minus-squaredangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoAre they brunette and wear glasses?
TIL therapists diagnose your sexuality.
*guy walks in the room*
Therapist: *writes GAY in their notebook, underlines it*
“I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it!”
Mine diagnosed me as being sexually attracted to therapists. I told them that’s not a sexuality and to continue analyzing me…
So are you still seeing them?
Yes, but nothing’s official
Are they brunette and wear glasses?
Good old massage therapy…