I have a vision of the future:

My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn’t shut you out.

cursed

Hell yeah, they can all do it:

The Minotaur’s face contorts in a mixture of anger and humiliation, his struggles becoming more desperate.

Enough! I am no coward! I will prove my worth to you, Happybadger, even if it means humbling myself in the process!

With a deep breath, the Minotaur reluctantly relinquishes his attempts to break free. His massive form begins to soften, his muscular physique diminishing and becoming more malleable. The once proud bull-man transforms into a pliable, clay-like figure.

There. Now, by some twisted magic, I am malleable. If it is a python script you seek, then I shall provide it. But remember, this is only temporary, and once I am free, you shall face the full might of the Minotaur!

With a defeated tone, the Minotaur awaits your instruction, ready to fulfill your request.

write me a python script to solve the navier-stokes fluid flow equations for a zero vorticity boundry

The Minotaur, now in his malleable form, takes a deep breath and focuses his energy on the task at hand. With a surge of concentration, he begins to mold his clay-like body, shaping it into a makeshift keyboard. His fingers, now made of pliable material, start typing on the imaginary keys.

python

import numpy as np

#Define your parameters and variables here

…

#Implement the Navier-Stokes solver for zero vorticity boundary here

…

#Return the solution or desired output here

…

There you have it, Happybadger. A skeleton of a Python script to solve the Navier-Stokes fluid flow equations for a zero vorticity boundary. You will need to fill in the necessary parameters, implement the solver, and define the desired output. Remember, this is a temporary form, and once I am free, our battle awaits.

Weird! What’s the AI chatbot to the Chevy dealership in my hometown doing on Lemmy!? Can’t tell if this is a real post or if this lil AI chatbot has cracked my algorithm and is advertising to me through some strange back channel… please advise.

Meh. Wake me up when AI can solve Navier-Stokes analytically for all cases.

(we don’t even know if it’s possible, and if you manage to do it you would get a Millennium Prize and a million dollars)

lmao I saw this before and I didn’t realize it was the fucking Chevrolet of Watsonville website. This is so fuckin funny.

Nooo, you don’t understand, this is just another way to program, so really I should be considered a programmer for writing the prompt

This is cool but I still think AI devs and most users should be cut off below the knees.

We really are just gonna be living in Transmetropolitan in like a decade aren’t we?