I’ve used mine to prop up monitors but lately they just sit on my shelf. Books that serve no purpose end up in the garbage simply because I don’t have room for them.

Anal dildo mount. You need something weighty for that.

There’s a joke about ASP.NET and browser cookies here but I’m too lazy to make it.

Old?!?! I’ll have you know I just did some maintenance work on an ASP.NET 4.0 app a couple weeks ago. ☹️