I get PSG were very, very wasteful, but they were clearly the dominant team - how exactly have Newcastle scored a higher average score? They didn’t create much and weren’t particularly strong defensively.

That ‘Kolo Muani’ guy is crap. The Barcode too guy is shocking. And I’ve never once seen Dembele have a good game. When that’s your front line, you’re doomed.

I’d use L’Equipe to wipe my arse but I’d worry that more shite would come off the paper