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minus-square0x4E4F@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoWell, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoI personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoIf they weren’t before they were afterwards. Some say it’s turkey STIs.
minus-square0x4E4F@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThat many, huh… maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.
minus-square0x4E4F@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoIDK, I was in the other room with my sister.
minus-square0x4E4F@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoWhat, me and my sister doing the dirty?
minus-squareRostby@lemmy.fmhy.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoNo the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like
minus-square0x4E4F@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoIt was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.
Well, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.
I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.
Maybe if the turkey were sick
Allegedly
If they weren’t before they were afterwards.
Some say it’s turkey STIs.
That many, huh… maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.
Was it alive?
IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.
What did it sound like?
What, me and my sister doing the dirty?
No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like
It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.