We need your help to come up with several dumb taglines that can go on the main page.

We’re thinking it’d be neat to have a list of taglines that it randomly rotates through (and maybe special taglines for days like Kissinger Crab Party).

A quick example by @Koa_lala was “Welcome to the Cool Zone”

So comment with your best / worst bits, jokes and CTH running gags, etc.

  • Koolio [any]@hexbear.netMEnglish
    2·
    4 years ago

    There’s a dang CHEETO in the whitehouse!

    THIS SITE IS HENTAI FREE. Lookin for it? Leave.

    No.

    who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

    i dont understand what this anime has to do with the interview

    “im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

    There is no ethical cum under capitalism.

    Everything is fucked. Piracy is cool.

    Yeet the rich.

    …In Minecraft

    One neat trick your landlord doesn’t want you to know.

    FUCK WORK AND FUCK DA BOSS

    These CG bullet wounds aren’t doing it for me

    Capitalism killed squibs

    You mean that drug lord?

    Yeah we’re anarcho-marxist-leninist-maoist-trotskyist-dengist-christmanists.

    More 👏 Female 👏 Drone 👏 Pilots

    Fraternal Order of the Bernard Brethren

    Bullying Works.

    [number of active users] paid antifa protesters receiving soros bucks.

    • lvysaur [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      1·
      4 years ago

      I was thinking, in the same vein of the “it’s currently 5:32 in Moscow”,

      Maybe have something like “the Chinese military currently has 2340983 Black people in cages” (or Iraqis dead, or babies in cages, or you get the idea)

  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    1·
    4 years ago

    Home of the all-you-can-eat struggle session

    The internet’s fastest-growing Pete Buttigieg fansite

    A support group for terminally online

    Please report for re-education

    Welcome home, comrade

    Hillary Clinton is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself

    Is your hate pure?

  • Koa_lala [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    1·
    4 years ago

    Cum

    This machine kills fascists

    Post hog!

    A website about being gay with your dad

    Capitalism, more like crapitalism, amirite xD

    Line go down

    Officially endorsed by George Soros.

    Patent pending

    Low energy raid!

    No gods, no masters

    You have nothing to lose but your chains!

    Nye nye, uwu

    A fascist worked out today, did you?

  • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    1·
    4 years ago

    This is me. This is how I win.

    Amber.

    Ah, nevertheless.

    We love to see it.

    …and I’m reporting for DUTY.

    God, could dad drive a car.

    We love our beautiful posters, don’t we folks?

    Stay safe out there.

    Don’t blame me, blame society.

    Welcome to the machine!

    Because when I arrive, I, I’ll bring the fire

    Never stop posting.

    We’re in fuckin 1320 motherfucker.

    A GODDAMNED cheeto.

    I’m doing my part!

    Ad Astra Per Sanguinem

    The top 1% of the top 1% of the top 1%

    Uh, let me be clear.

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